
I got this as a forward in my email, today morning. I couldnot resist sharing. Though it is very funny, but at the same time reflects on the work culture specially in the IT industry. If you think you are overworked, read the following anecdote for a perspective:
tringggggggg…………….tringgggggggggggg
“Hello,
plss.. talk to me… y r u not picking up the call?????”
“everything is alright?”
“wat alright.. nothing is alright.. see the time.. its 11PM..n m cmng now frm office..
no food for me.. now i will cook… frm past 3 days..m eating only maggie… n my pm eating only me..
see the price hikes, everything is 2/- more frm yesterday.. except my salary… i think the begger in frnt of my office.. earns more thn me.. wat shud I do?…”
“wat happened?.. wat r u talking about man?”
“wat m I talking about???? no, i m not talking.. manager doesnt allow anyone to talk except the client.. who of course has something to say.. from past 3 months i didnt take any leave..now from 3 weeks.. i m just begging for one damn leave.. n wat response did I get?….’why do u want to waste an important day of ur life??’
Final I m gonna quit this project… but, i cant. no, i can.. but i wont..
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…”
“ok.. now Relax…”
“How can i relax… for relaxation ppl do yoga, but its night so I can’t, else they watch movies… but see, in every channel all bogus movies r repeating, same.. ‘Welcome’, ‘Suryavansham’, Govinda’s movies… it really irritates the f@# outta me… everyone is faking in TV, fake news, fake stories, fake swaynwars, fake reality… ahhhhh see the movies u will get to know…
in Rockon’s last scene… Arjun Rampal’s wife says to taxi driver, tht “hurry up, we r gtng late for Airport…” Airport…??? I thought he found a job in Cruze.. not Airlines..
in 3 Idiots… starting scene… Madhvan does the drama to leave his flight, then what happened to his luggage??
same movie… Kareena is a doctor.. that too a surgeon.. to become a surgeon it requires at least 5[MBBS]+3[MS] years..
so she shud b 28… n Aamir as a student.. only 18 or 20 ?? then after 10 years they decide to marry.. means she is 38??
i dont understand, how can spiderman reach the church-bell in part-3, when he lost his powers??
I still dont understand how could Rajnikanth fly without wings? i just…..”
“hey stop it now..”
“Am I a train who will just stop, by pulling chain???… ohh train.. i didnt see for last 3 months… how will i see, all the time monitor is in frnt of me.. in night also wen i open my eyes, i find username and password window..
i need to cool down..
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
but someone tell me howwwwwwwww..
everytime powercut is here..
except wen i m not in home.. home wat rubbish, its a damn single room.. where i m leaving alone with my pillow..
i also want girlfriend yaar, like my rivals have..
smita, rashmi, sujata, priti, komal.. anyone frm my odc is ok, but they all r engaged, u know y?? bcoz their boyfriends did not work in IT, outside girls do have chat wid me only on my salary day.. i got rejected 31 times.. u know y, each time i ask them out, they ask where do u live.. i say in my Cubicle.. bcoz thats the only place u can find my soul all the time..”
“hey man, u better take rest, we will talk in Morning”
“Morning.. are u talking about the same morning when sun rises, bird flies, omlette fries, employee cries… damn, I didn’t see the Sun from 3 years.. how it looks like… morning I catch shuttle, reach my birthplace ‘cubicle’, work n leave when Sun uncle is not there… I don’t understand how can I be so nice to my colleagues.. each time they want leave, they repeat the same dialogue… “my sister’s marriage”.. my colleagues 9 sisters got married,
3 times grandpa expired,
5 times frnd’s went in ICU.. but my colleague is fine..
and favourite dialogue “ I need to drop a frnd to hospital, as he is not feeling wel” later i find movie tickets in his purse… then my pm’s motivational speech.. ‘u will work.. u will grow’.. means if i wont work.. i will shrink or what???… when i need hike, i m junior.. still need to grow.. when i do mistakes.. cmon man u r senior, u cant do mistakes.. ahhh God gimme some power to understand the greatness of a super natural person known as PM in this world..”
“ok enough now, i m disconnecting”
“wait.. i called you.. n u r disconnecting.. u know previously i was normal, when i was in college, i used to talk continuosly about watever i want, now i m talking only this much… ‘yaa its done’, ‘e-cube is filled’, ”Please..’, ‘good morning’, ‘lunch’,’tea’,’snaks’..
I don’t know wat i m talking abt, i shud b happy.. I have Saturday & Sunday .. saturday to recover from the disaster been made from monday to friday.. sunday to think about upcoming disaster from monday to friday.. cool naa..
u heared that 2012 earth will end.. then also my ODc and my cubicle will remain as it is.. u know why?? because that’s not part of earth.. n we are employees not human beings… we are aliens…
so better before u start getting headache… go have a nice dream.. I will again start my day tomorrow like i m starting everyday..
good night…”
beeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep…beeeeeeeeeep
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Next Day, in office:
“Saurabh, Please come here”
“Yes Surya!!”
“I approved your leaves.. i think you should go and have some fun”
I happily came out, and checked my phone’s Dialled call log..
“Ohhh my God, yesterday I called my PM only… shit” :lolz: